Top 10s
Modern British Celebrities
Things to be Worried About
Initials
| 1. Katie "Price" Jordan 2. Ant 3. Dec 4. John Barrowman 5. Natasha Kaplinski 6. Cheryl Cole 7. Ashley Cole 8. Dan Snow 9. Steve Jones 10.Doctor Who |
Corporate Buzzwords
| 1. ROI 2. FOI 3. GDP 4. GNP 5. BNP 6. USP 7. USB 8. CBI 9. STI 10 SETI |
| 1. House prices 2. Petrol prices 3. Gas prices 4. Share prices 5. Prices 6. Global warming 7. Knife crime 8. Gun crime 9. Return of Cold War 10. Return of Guy Ritchie |
More Initials
Types of Coffee
| 1. stakeholder 2. engagement 3. ducks aligned on wall 4. buy-in 5. monetization 6. search engine optimization 7. initialisation 8. the get-go 9. roll out 10 soft launch |
Great British Meals
| 1. HDTV 2. ADHD 3. OCD 4. OED 5. OECD 6. OPEC 7. WI-FI 8. HI FI 9. WII 10 FTSE |
Txt Speak
| 1.Latte 2.Americano 3.Cappucino 4.Macchiato 5.Espresso 6.Mocha 7.Filter 8.Black 9.White 10.Seminar |
Emoticons (Smileys)
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| 1.: ) 2.: ( 3.: / 4.; ) 5.: O 6.: P 7.>=( * 8.(_8(|) (Homer Simpson) 9.==):-)= (Isambard Kingdom Brunel) 10.(.) (.) * No we don’t know what it is either |
| 1.Lancashire Hot Pot 2.Pot Noodle 3.Chicken Tikka Massala 4.Cheesey beans on toast 5.Doner Kebab no salad, chilli sauce 6.12” Pepperoni Pizza 7.Chicken with Black Bean Sauce 8.Rack of lamb with horseradish crust and red wine jus 9.Ginsters Pasty 10.That left over pizza in the fridge |
| 1.lol 2.cu l8r 3.lmao 4.roflmao 5.gr8 m8 6.b4 7.ur 8.coz 9.woz 10.bcnu * If at any point you don’t understand these, you’re over 40. |
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